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Khloé & Kourtney Kardashian Face Off During Family Vacation In Bali

Khloé & Kourtney Kardashian Face Off During Family Vacation In Bali

So, we’re going to Bali. I’ve never taken True this far, but like I’m already so anxious about bringing her. I just more feel bad. Their little bodies, her schedule. No, they have no concept of time. My biggest anxiety of this whole Bali trip is the travel. I really don’t know what to expect.

Am I just going to need to be like in a padded cell after this? I have no idea. I feel like after Japan it was so I just felt like it was really critical and like a judgy trip. You look like grandma. Like you don’t look anything special. Nobody wants to be criticized from head to toe. I just want us all to have fun. Capich. Capich? Okay guys, can we discuss Halloween? I know Halloween is my thing.

Wait, Halloween costumes with the kids? No, like Halloween costumes for like the gram. Okay. Like just like do Halloween. I know. And this year I have the best idea. I think we should all be Victoria’s Secret Angels. I know you don’t want to do it just for a random photo shoot at the house, but yeah, I hate random shoots, but I think it’ll be so cute.

I have a really tight schedule. If you guys can work around that, then I will do it. Did you know time is an illusion? Oh god. Come on. Don’t know about this one. How cool. This is totally temple appropriate. I think I’m at a place right now where Bali is like a necessity that I go to just detox and relax cuz I have been so busy running around the world. Yes.

Bali couldn’t have come at a more perfect time. Truths. Truths. Unfortunately, Kanye won’t be able to come. He’s trying to finish his album. Yeah. And then Tristan, Kendall, and Kylie are all working. As much as I’m disappointed mom ended up not coming on this trip, it’s still going to be so cool that this vacation is us and Scott and all the kids and my first family trip with True. It’s very exciting.

Welcome to your first family vacation, True. Happy birthday, guys. It’s Mom’s birthday. I didn’t even see that. You didn’t see that? Oh my gosh. Since my birthday is going to be spent on an 18-hour flight, I wish that the birthday would just not count. Like in the air, they just maybe you skip a year.

I mean, honestly, I don’t really care about birthdays that much. I’m just so excited to lay down and go to bed, but that’s all I’m thinking about. You deserve it. Ladies and gentlemen, we are closing the door. You need a ticket. You need a ticket. Yes. Daddy, get me. They’re hyped up. Everyone get down. I’m sorry. All right, guys.

I’m going to take a little nap. We have 6 hours 15 minutes left. This is where we are. I love you. Make daddy happy. Passengers, the captain has turned on the fast seat belt sign in preparation for our descent. and he’s watching your events. The first leg of the trip is over. It

was an 18-hour flight, but now we’re getting on a second plane for 2 and 1/2 hours. Come here. Okay. Uncle has to watch. You want some of this, too? Okay. Look at this girl. so happy. We miss you, too. But um Okay, we’ll probably get to the house. Why are we yelling though, too? Okay. Okay.

Okay. Listen, I need personal space for Courtney to sleep the whole flight. Cool. But now you’re not even going to help me with the kids in the lounge. I’m sorry that this is your first family trip. Okay. I’m so sorry. We all made a packact that we will not complain. We won’t critique one another. So, I’m trying to keep my mouth shut, but I just I don’t know. It just bothers me.

She’s a baby. Like we’re a lunatic. Come on. What are you doing? It’s a party on the way. What? You want to lay on the couch? Okay, we all got to sit here and stay seated until we take off. Hey guys, what’s happening? You guys The travel to Bali is amazing. I slept 15 straight hours. My kids are all at the ages where it’s really easy to travel with them.

Uh, yeah. There’s a lot going on on this plane. I’m so tired. Oh no. Oh no. I think Coco needs a nap, guys. Coco, get up. Get up. Oh, I’m sorry. I fell asleep for a second. I’m going to have a talk with my assistant when I get back because to clean out this little all my little bags, especially for traveling, she has an inventory list of what goes in each one of my bags.

I just want to tell you what’s in here. Okay. Five lip liners, all basically the same. Six lip glosses, basically the same. Three Penelope pink lipsticks. And then on one of my other bags, there was no pantry. Like just things that I like in there. Oh my god, I’m exhausted and I don’t understand what Courtney is talking about.

I want you to understand this won’t even zip because of all the stuff does bother me, but I do that stuff myself. I don’t want to do it myself. There’s toothpaste. No toothbrush. Like there’s I can’t imagine what’s missing in here. Right. Courtney’s already complaining. Like, you had your little nap, so you should be as chipper as they come.

Babe, if you pay an assistant, you should have them do whatever matters to you. But you just have to be vocal enough as to what you like. Just want people to know and send your email right now. Good. J, sit down, please. That was a good landing, guys. They wanted us to know we’re in Bali. Hey, that’s mine. That’s Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Guys, come on.

Let’s get off the plane. We need to do a double triple check because of all these kids. I would look everywhere. Did you get your bag? You left your bag. Okay, we’re going to go potty. I’m sure someone’s grabbing it. Are you sure? like totally when we draw it and get on the floor. Okay. Wow.

Look, Bali is so green and beautiful. It’s like a tropical forest. It is. I mean, we are in prime real estate right here. Yeah, it’s pretty epic after like a 20our travel day. Yeah. You just want to chill for a minute. Just like take a shower. Yeah. Feel dirty. Welcome to Siri Bali. Thank you for having us. Hello. This is true.

This is true. Okay. Wow. Hi. Wow. Look how beautiful. Let’s go look around. Thank you so much. You have your own individual villa. So, so pretty. Your name is on the door. Okay. Very nice. Of course it is. Look at my room is so much fun. Ooh, this is beautiful. No, no, no. Party in Coco’s room.

This is a lovely room. Okay, we got to get True her stuff because I gave someone from the crew her stuff. So, they lied. They didn’t. They told me everything was in True’s room. I got to get them. I mean, if we’re not going to eat soon, then I’m going to shower. And I don’t know what everyone’s doing. I’m just like hot.

You should put shorts on. Those sweatpants look miserable. You do your thing. I can’t do everything for you. You’re like 10 years old. I’m a parent, but I’m not dead. All right, I’ll meet you in the streets. Hello. Where are you going? None of TR’s bags were in her room and unlocked like they were supposed to.

So, I’m making sure my daughter she’s there waiting for her food. I don’t like being told things that aren’t happening. After such a long flight, I’m exhausted and then annoyed that True Stuff wasn’t set up. I just need to eat, drink, and move on because we’re in Bali and I’m supposed to be zen and so namaste. Thank you.

Aren’t you so impressed with what a good dad Scott’s been? Mhm. That’s so cool, right? It’s amazing. It’s nice to know that Scott and I are on the same page. like we’re finally able to travel together as a family. There’s so many positives that have come up. So, I think it’s going to be a really fun trip.

Life is so crazy and hectic. I am so looking forward to having tea ceremonies on a daily and just like eat, pray, love. Just eat for me. I think we need to do some soularching. Speak for yourself. No, you do too. How can That’s that’s actually not a good soul thing to say. But that’s not very zen of you. I’m kidding. No, you’re not.

Yeah, I am. Well, I need to just take a mental Xanax. Bad idea. Well, I’m not going to get one cuz I have all my kids. I’m happy to hang with the kids. You turned out to be like father of the year. I like that. You’re just so positive. You’re just I am a little bit annoyingly positive. Oh, it’s not annoying at all, but it’s great.

Chloe, I was just thinking you complain a lot. What do I complain about? Everything. But you’re saying I complain about true stuff. When I asked the crew, I said, “Oh, is she in there with her luggage?” She said, “Yeah, everything is set up.” How is that complaining if someone’s not telling me accurate information? I’m just I’m more like chill.

And so are you. Are you No, no. Are you on crack, but you’re chill? I like how I hear the speech on the private plane. The complains for hours. I think it’s been a long travel day. Critical. Okay, but don’t you’re telling me that I’m critical because I asked not just to be lied to about my daughter. If you get lied to about the Weber, you throw a fit.

God forbid it was about your child. Okay. No, you’re just like honestly though like okay then it was the So get out of my business then. I help you with your kids. I do this and that. I don’t have to do I don’t even have to be here. You’re just so like you’re telling me I’m critical. Look in the mirror. I miss this. Knock knock.

Chlo, I know you frustrated. Courtney’s just being annoying. I’m the most devo person. Tell everyone to suck my dick. Well, let’s not do that. You think there something upset at all? I have no idea. But I’m just saying that kind of an outburst isn’t normal. Honestly, I think it’s just that she hasn’t slept.

She didn’t sleep on the plane at all. I just really wanted this to be like a positive trip. I think you need to say that. Yeah. No, I know little boy. These kids need some salt. Who are you? What’s everybody digging for? Money. Chinese coin. So, you’re telling me there’s money all throughout this beach? Yes.

When we have cremation ceremony, that money will be thrown to the ocean. Oh, for like a wish? Yes, like a wish. So, now they are all digging the coin. Well, I love it. Yeah, Mace. Yeah, let’s get to work. Woo! There’s gold and treasures. I mean, Bali is crazy. You can’t do that in New York City or anywhere. I mean, this place has got it all. Help me dig, please.

I didn’t graze you guys and pay for everything for no reason. What? You’re just spelling out your name? I need money. There is a movie called Fool’s Gold that I actually do really like where everybody goes and, you know, basically are treasure hunters. I’ve always wanted to do it. Time is ticking, baby. We’re from New York. Let’s go.

I’m from New York. I’m from New York, which means some of you is from New York. Nice, Rain. You see, he knows what time it is. It’s not easy to find anything, is it? We’re going to need to come more equipped. All right, let’s head back. Rachel, we’re driving. Way to be. It’s nice. Oh, yeah.

Chloe, Courtney, Mason, and Scott are going to go on this jungle buggy adventure, and I’m going to take all the kids to this chocolate factory. Just something fun for the kids to do. So, the first part of the week has been a little bit rough. I think we should just get out and have a fun day. And hopefully the tension will be eased. I mean, that’s fine, but Courtney’s still going to ride in her own buggy.

You guys ready to go jungle buggy? Yeah. You guys driven 4x4s before? Yes. I don’t know. Have I? Oh my god. Saint, come on. We’re going to the chocolate factory. Oh, you want some? Squeeze it. There you go. Wow, guys. I do have all of the kids with me, so it’s not a complete vacation. Oh, no.

But at least I don’t have to listen to Chloe and Courtney. Oh my god. It’s so exciting being able to do things now with Mason because he’s old enough. You are so slow. I know Court and Chloe are still kind of butting heads, but I’m surely not going to get involved in that. Almost hit me. Whatever. You know, my kids and my family are the most important thing to me, and these are the exact memories I didn’t want to miss out on. That was fun.

I crashed into a tree, but a minor tree. Everything’s okay. Where’s the port? To get a picture, maybe. Oh my god. It’s like the weirdest thing ever. I literally have no time with Tristan because he has the day off on Monday which I just found out and I can’t fly in. I don’t land until Monday night now. So now he’s upset that like he doesn’t get to see his daughter and me hasn’t seen True in 3 weeks.

Kylie and Kendall text us and said they have to push back the Halloween photo shoot an extra day, but I want to get to Cleveland and spend time with Tristan and True. And Tristan is on an NBA schedule, so he’s in and out of town only for a limited time, whatever the NBA schedule permits. So extending my trip another day in LA is, you know, kind of throwing a wrench into my travel plans.

But this Halloween photo shoot is really important to my sisters, so I really can’t cancel. To me, that’s not what I choose to do on my Sundays is to sit in glam, not go to Cleveland to take a picture for Instagram. But we’re already doing it. Let’s make the most positive situation out of it. It’s so funny that you vent to me all the time and I let you vent like about this six lip glosses and I never said let’s just make the best of it.

But it’s not my fault. You’re you agreed. If you agree, you’re a broken. So take responsibility. You’re saying it to me as if forced you forced to agree. Why are you being I just can’t deal with this conversation. Like it’s just not that serious and I just actually don’t care. So I just want to move on. I’m allowed to voice my personal opinion.

You’re a I am a woman with a child. You can say no. I don’t think anyone’s going to cry. Courtney’s annoying. She’s not listening to what I’m saying. Like, I’m not complaining about her. I was just venting about a situation, but her comments just make me want to slap her in her mouth. All right, we are ready to rumble. This way, boo.

I do think Courtney owes me an apology, but we’re in Bali, so I’m not going to let this ruin my mood. It would not be a true Kardashian family vacay if there wasn’t a yacht involved. Nice to meet you. It’s beautiful. Welcome to H. For this boat ride, I want Courtney to mind her business. Allow me to mind mine and let’s just have a fun trip.

We got to walk the plank, Miss Have Courtney. This is such a nice boat. What do we think? It’s awesome. It’s the ocean. Still ready to keep going. A car. Okay, go across the hall. I of course have always liked boats. I mean, I also know good wood. So, this boat is crazy. May, so you’re going to jump off this. Hello.

It’s basically like a pirate ship meets a yacht. I mean, can’t really beat that. Did you take some? Yeah. Hey, sexy. Look at this, Tristan. Was like a yacht. It’s an old pirate ship. It’s the coolest thing ever. Really? So beautiful here. But I just I don’t know. Courtney and I have been like I I have no tolerance for Courtney.

I’m just trying to ignore her. You got to jump from the front. No. This way. Come on. With all those picks. Oh my god. No way. I’m jumping from that front. Yeah, there is no way I could jump from here. Jeez, it’s so high. Okay. One, two, three. Oh my gosh. No, it’s good. Do it. No, I’m too scared. Yeah.

You’re such a baby. Do it. No. Don’t set my peer pressure. Okay. Maze, come on with me. I’m going to go look at a treasure map. How are you? Good. And you? Good. Good. Hey. I’d like to check out a treasure map. All right. Hello. You guys want to drive? No. Let’s find some gold. Yes. Do you think there’s treasure still in there? Yeah, for sure.

Yes. We want to go on the beach and then in the ocean. Okay. So, let’s take one of the little tender boats. Okay. Let’s go. We’re going now. Come on. We’re going now. What is that? Maps. Oh, I’m going to throw um up. No, Chlo, you’re going to miss out. I need you there. You’re the positive one. We need you. Okay, now you’re trying to lick my deck.

Oh, wow. Come on, guys. We’re off for the treasures. Never been seasick in my life. Let’s do it. Let’s hunt. Keep it low. Keep it smooth. Keep it steady. Do you hear the ticker go off? That’s the sound of the lottery, my friend. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come back. I heard something. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay. Okay. Whoa, whoa. Right here. Right here. Bring in the shovels. Might just be that we’re going too close to each other. Uh, let’s keep going. This is hard labor, kid. Whoa. Get out of here. Get out of here. This is my find. We haven’t found anything. It’s not completely surprising.

I mean, I thought I’d probably hit some treasure a little quicker, but I’m not going to give up. I’m not a quitter. Neither are my kids. Come here. Let me see your chains. You’re a defective. Come on, guys. Time to go. Come on, M. Bye. So, is there any resolving this or not? You haven’t spoken. Cuz I don’t want to feel critiqued, ridiculed. No, I get it.

I just She didn’t want to hurt you. Do you think she did? I just don’t know why she’s at my right now. And it got out of hand for you. Am I feeling you? See, that’s what I feel like was all that needed to be said. I want Court and Chlo to say they’re sorry, move forward, and enjoy. Because the last thing I want them to do is regret fighting while we’re in this unbelievable place.

You were like, “That hurts.” No, but instead you were like, “You little bitch.” Yeah, I get it. Like I might not be you likeing on glitter. I’m not on that level right now. Nor do I care, right? No, you’re a glitter. When you have glitter tears is when we have a problem. Glitter tears. Glitter tears.

When we feel like you hurt your feelings. The way that you were talking was definitely insist. Stop talking. No. Dorothy, do you want to say bye to your dad? Bye, dad. Bye, Dad. Bye, Dad. Bye, Dad. Say bye, babe. Daddy, we should dig a big hole and then when someone steps on it, they’ll then they’ll feel it. Then they’ll dig it.

Like a booby trap. No. So basically, we’re going to hide this like a time capsule, and we don’t know when the next person’s going to dig this up. It could be tomorrow or it could be in 10 years from now, like Jamanji. We have to write clues whenever I want. You can make us a picture. Wo, is that code? You know, it wasn’t that easy evidently to find treasure and gold.

So, I figure why don’t we do some kind of cool time capsule? Put this in before someone eats it. Sh a shush. I am Pirate Lamar. Should we get one of Rain’s shoes and put it in here? No. Mace. Yeah. This is getting to be a pretty serious box. We’re going to bury it and maybe one day somebody will find that and be even more excited.

Scott aka Scotty. All right. Nice. Go. This way. Come on. All right, guys. Should we say something before we drop it? I hope it’s a good plan for this box for which it stands. One nation under God under God. Whoa. All right, cover it up. I really am extremely grateful to be able to go on this amazing trip to Bali. Come on, Panop.

You know, it’s just one more experience that I think the kids are going to remember for the rest of their life. There’s not much more that I could really ask for. From the disk family to yours. Maybe that’s the story of the trip. I’m giving, not taking. Have fun, whoever finds this. We know we did. Adios, package. Till we meet again.

It’s beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Here. This is spectacular. Really? Yeah. But how’s MJ doing? I mean, she’s doing I’ll tell you, we had a really good day. I took her to this antique mart and she was really keeping up, but then she got home and she was feeling really weak and didn’t feel like herself.

So, I’m on the phone with I’m on the phone with Lovey. Nory, you want to say hi to Lovey? Look at this gorgeous girl I found. Oh, there’s my nory. Tell her about Bali. She wants to know what have we done so far. Look how cute you look. Sweetheart on an elephant by herself. She did. Can she Kim? Stay on it. Okay.

I miss you guys so much. I can’t wait to see you when you get back. Courtney and I have been like I I have no tolerance for Courtney and it’s really frustrating. She’s not present. She’s on her phone at every waking minute of every day. Like, she’s just so up selfish. And I’m getting so frustrated with her when she’s like, “Oh, just stop complaining about it.

” And it’s just deal with it. It just makes me like annoyed that I let her rile me up. She doesn’t even notice that there’s an issue. Or maybe she doesn’t care. I get it. But I think that you have to sit down and talk. You guys are in Bali. It’s paradise. You can’t let her energy get under your skin. You have to have fun.

Yeah, my mom is right. We’re in Bali. This is a once in a-lifetime opportunity. And this is definitely not how I want the trip to continue. It’s not how I wanted the trip to start. I’m mad at myself for reacting the way that I did. So, I think we just need to talk this out. Can we talk? Yeah. I love this sand. Yep.

Um I am getting a little nervous because I feel like I have to be super cautious with what I say to her. This talk could go south really fast. I mean, lately I feel like it’s hard to communicate with one another. Yeah. And I don’t want that to be the case. I feel like we both get defensive. Yeah.

But I want to be able to communicate with you and be like from a non-defensive place. Yeah. And and like where we could accept each other’s opinions. Mhm. And maybe it’s not what we say, it’s how we say it. Like I know I snapped at you like when we first got here because I I was so overwhelmed and so at my breaking point with that whole day of travel and like I was with all the kids and then I’m lugging your bags.

I’m doing this, I’m doing that. And not I don’t need a thank you. I don’t need acknowledgement for it. It’s when then we come to the house and just all like the passiveness I felt that was going on. passive. Passive aggressive or passive both. I don’t know. I’m not paying attention. I just think that What’ you say? I’m not paying attention.

Thank you. That’s my biggest thing is you’re not paying attention. I feel like you just do things so mindlessly. Not in a malicious way. I just think you’re always on to the next thing. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. No. If I need to do something, I need to like focus on that and do it.

I definitely want to be present. I appreciate your helping to raise everyone’s kids. I think it’s a nice thing to have multiple opinions if it’s said in the right way. Like you said, like it’s not what you say, it’s how you say it. Well, I’m sorry about my tone and I’ll definitely work on that and I want to work on that.

I think in Palm Springs we had so much fun. So much fun. Yeah. I think so much fun here. We’re jetlagged and there’s things going on. Everyone has their moments. We just need to all try to do our best to like not engage in that like toxic cycle. Yeah. The last thing I want to do is argue back and forth with Courtney or have there be any tension.

So, I’m happy that we’re coming to a resolution and that the rest of the trip we can continue and have a wonderful time. The dynamic duo, peanut butter and jelly. That’s right. I’m very talented with my feet. Look how little your foot is. You can hire me for sand riding, beach birthday parties. I even did your accent mark.

Oh, you guys look so gorgeous. I don’t even know what to say. Oh, there’s turtles in a bowl. We are going to release the turtle. Hey guys, we try to bring back something to nature because this type of turtle has become endangered. Is she allowed to touch it or not? They don’t bite. No, they won’t bite.

Okay, now hold it and be gentle. Okay, come on. Is that not so beautiful? It’s so beautiful. We pray that something we bring back to the nature survive. One, two, three. Okay, fine. Let’s do the feet. Yay. Now you got to clap so they know how to swim. Clap. Yay. I saw that smile. She’s just really I saw that smile back.

Look how cool the sun looks. Our first few days in Bali have been amazing. I think that this is where we each need to be right now. And I’m so excited to see what we each take out of this trip. Oh, that’s so cute. She’s like actually posing. I mean, it’s a pretty crazy background. Thank you.

And I feel like that fits your goodness. That fits your colors. It does. All right. Hit me with the chips. Oh, yeah. That’s my boy right there. Hit me. Yeah. That’s your uncle Scott. Wait, take one of me and Scott. Wait, you and Scott? Yeah. Come here. Let’s go. Couple of the year co-parenting magazine at your finest.