THIS IS NOT JUST MOONSHINE… IT’S A W4R IN A BOTTLE THAT COULD END EVERYTHING!
we’re losing everything d@mn this is epic fail let’s start over back to the drawing board God Almighty what Happ something all over me past all over me here it’s water no I’m good I’m good that thing I’m all right man just let me cool down for a second please this I love you we got to do something different right now I’m going home you a mess this a mess this a really mess you a mess tip you can’t just leave me this is how we make the Moonshine in South Carolina we should be seeing it anytime Josh and Bill are
finally distilling their strawberry brandy there it is there it com things are looking up yes sir two years in the making h3ll yeah but looks can be deceiving all of a sudden we noticed that our liquor turning blue how in Hell liquor going to turn blue look at that I ain’t never seen liquor that color before that’s just cr4zy man liquor is not supposed to be blue liquor is supposed to be clear moonshine can run blue for reasons as simple as a mash that’s too acidic to something more d4ngerous like corrosion in the still right now Josh
and Bill have no way of knowing I’m totally baffled by this I’ve never never seen blue liquor before needless to say we’re failures again what we going to do with it I don’t think we’re going to be able to strain that blue out of it it tastes good I mean it’s still good liquor but there ain’t no way in h3ll we’re going to be able to sell blue liquor that’s supposed to be clear for the time being the Brandy they hoped would fetch $200 per gallon is worthless as it since right now it looks like window cleaner not nobody’s going
to buy it should we just dump it out no we’re not going to dump it out I mean it’s still good liquor well I mean I don’t really want to mix it up with nothing and sell it to anybody I don’t know what that is and I don’t know whether it’s going to make them sick or give them a headache or give or wh@tever and what the h3ll we going to do with it let’s cover it up then dr4g it out of here and then I don’t know maybe do some research and figure out see if anybody else had these problems figure out what went wrong
I don’t know what we’re going to do with it but we’re so far in the hole we just can’t be dumping liquor out still looks like it did we left don’t it just B look at this thing and see what all we got to fix across the state line in Graham County North Carolina another group of Veteran shiners is starting their season a day l late and a dollar short the 750g pot Jeff and Mark built last year promised to be this season’s $100,000 cash cow but on their first run the giant still topple get out they watched as 12 Grand
in profit went up in smoked Mark how we don’t stand this thing up it’s half full of M I mean I can’t even shake it to try to rock it back and forth I can’t even shake it let’s see if we can pick it up pretty bit on this L I know I doubt we can no we have to bring a tractor or something and just to stand it up with anyway how bad did it be in the cap it’s all way out of around then Bender arm over here I build a new one of them cracked it loer elbow too it’s going to take us weeks to fix this and this what going to be our first
run for operating money with their still out of commission and demand surging it won’t be long before the competition leaves them in the dust oh we’re running it’s running we got liquor coming out that still the top end the first few ounces to come from the still contain toxic methanol and are thrown out you see how clear it is where that little jar let me get a sip of it look at that clear oh yeah it got strong too smell that the look on your face right now I feel like I ate a cactus or something it is very better
like there’s no way at all I’m going even try to sell that to anybody we screwed up I agree with you but where did we go wrong in this I mean let’s figure it out our BH was perfect our Heat’s perfect you think we got to hold a bad batch of corn or something I don’t know do we miss a step the only thing that’s changed is we’ve changed locations but Barney made moonshine down here and the liquor was fine so I don’t have no idea what it could be the spot was good enough for somebody else to make looking forward to begin
with I don’t understand it something just ain’t right brother I don’t know what it is check this out right here where it’s pulling up right up stream from us that’s a chemical some type of oil petroleum based stuff for sure I don’t know if it’s gas or kosene or it’s ruined the whole batch of our liquor the same stream water used to cool the condenser was used to make their Mash this thing is totally polluted there’s some more if we don’t have good water this is starting in our Mash our proof going to be in a pudding the Liquor’s going to be
back I mean it’s totally contaminated we’re just going to pick up and get out of there losing their first batch pales in comparison to the desecration of one of their mentor’s favorite sites I mean this was Barney’s old sight now he and his daddy run liquor at this place we were really hoping to carry on his legacy in one of his spots that he used to use but uh sight’s just no good to anybody anymore just seeing this Creek polluted just breaks my d@mn heart it’s kind of sad ain’t it let me check this MH oh there’s a de@d rat in it back in
South Carolina all of Josh and Chuck’s hard work has been for not I don’t know how the h3ll it got into the mash but it ain’t no good I’d rather not drink that the decaying rodent has contaminated minated the entire barrel of mash costing Josh and Chuck $11,000 in potential profits I don’t mind we going to do do try it again want peel some more pumpkins h3ll no want to go get a load of coconuts h3ll no you know what I got an idea come on after everything that’s happened this is the last straw we’ve worked our d@mn
a.sses off trying to boil these things clean them out carve them we only got one barrel it’s ruined stupid a.ss pumpkin Mash what the h3ll is he going to do now at this point I’d just rather have 99 d@mn coconuts upside my d@mn head than I had to make any more pumpkin liquor so why in the h3ll would I be wasting my time with these stupid pumpkins what the h3ll am I going to do with them all really didn’t like the idea pumpkin Mash to begin with hey man you got your pumpkin license boom let me shoot one that thousand gon Mark it’s not an
easy target but he’s pumpkin hard that’s what I think about pumpkins big Chuck I don’t want to see no more d@mn pumpkins ever next time we’re going to make apple Brandy SM much of much of what Louisiana Moonshiners Patty and David take the first sips of their sa.ssr shine thank I taste it thank you that tastes like reallyy our first run of our sa.ssr tasted terrible I mean it just tastes like swamp water to me yeah I’m going to go up and pour that Barrel out so we can start over see it’s is experiment we’ve
never done it before and uh we’re going to keep on until we till we find out what it works the first sa.ssr shine attempt has ended in failure in part because the Sa.ss FR root doesn’t contain enough starch on its own to ferment for alcohol production yeah boy that’s good liquor right there mark and Digger are on Pace for a record breaking season as they churn out run after run of popcorn’s Legacy Liquor I’m going k1ll e burners you know we’re at the end of this run we’re going to call O Daniel and have him come in pick this up three
more days that other tot will be ready to run and we’re cadillacing now we’ve got our Tempo up again let me get me one nose hit here we had a little bit bit of a rocky start this year but we’re batting this popcorn suon Legacy Liquor out of the park if things continue like this we’re on track for the best season maybe in our whole lifetime get them wands out of there P some gas wand all I’ll take them over here and just wrap that hose around that tank d@mn that still pots hot son of a bit d@mn it did it hu.rt it yeah I don’t know that
son is still full the water it hit right on this d@mn Rock we got to look at it there puss oh Lord every time we’re at making run liquor it’s like we made d@mn spaghetti all these hoses and gas lines and everything and I get tangled up in the hose when I slip off that bank and off comes her d@mn condenser set her up on that rock let’s see what we got oh h3ll look Yonder h3ll it’s k1lled son of a that d@mn Rock right there on that knob right there right there is where it h well this is what we needed right at the
time we start running good again I mean we ain’t mashed back in this tote yet but this other one’s 3 days away from being ready this is a serious setback for us we’ve got worm condensers we’ve got barl condensers but the sh0tg.un condenser you know popcorn use that a lot without it it’s obvious that we can’t make the true recipe the popcorn suton Legacy Liquor we can’t patch it some bit up no but we might can build another one just think 10 minutes ago I wouldn’t took $1,000 for that sun and now it ain’t worth but $8.60
for scrap copper did it make you feel any good or there when you give her a to not really it kind of like hitting your brother you regretted after you done it you didn’t do it on purpose don’t beat yourself up over it well that’s what you do when you board and you make a moonshine we’re Caribbean oh we’re getting close man yeah yeah we’re right in here all right Josh what is that coming out of that par d@mn it that’s just water it ain’t Li remember we was going to solder this stupid thing here in there yeah well we
forgot to d@mn take it apart and so so that whole thing is leaking at that elbow right there so all this is water we dry fit the worm when we put it together and we didn’t go back and solder it we forgot all about that because we got so it’s such a rush to try to get done then it’s coming out the worm looks like moonshine but it ain’t please turn the gas off we’re it has to be drained out and soldered it’s the only thing we can do you know I got to leave tomorrow this ain’t going to make the quarter this we’re going to be oh no
we’ll get it we’ll get it to get this Sal do you know it’s just going to be it’s kind of in a predicament when you’re under a de@dline I mean you’re going to be under pressure you’re going to have to work fast it’s fixable but it’s going to take a little time something I don’t really have a whole lot of right now wipe it off the bottom that’s ruined you r.i.pped it off look yeah that’s that’s the proper word for this d@mn I got a headache from h3ll so that it in between the plexigla.ss and where the worm comes together if there’s
no seal there it’s going to be pissing water out faster than we can pour it in and my worst nightmare was breaking that seal and it happened it takes about 12 hours or something for that fr3aking silicone to seal on there I won’t be here I want to miss a run man I’m going be on tour I got to leave tomorrow morning no doubt no choice been under such a tremendous amount of pressure trying to get this done we still got 60 gallons to deliver so it’s all on you now my worst nightmare came true Colts leaving me and
CU can’t be here to help me I’m going to have to finish it myself and I’m going to have to haul it myself I’m going to have to make sure it gets there without anybody’s help cuz all I got right now is me all you got to do is tell them guys that were making it we in the process of it and you had to skin out and then I’m on my way with it I don’t know how I’ll get it to you but I’ll get it to you don’t make it happen trust me got to we got this steel put together and it’s two logs on top of each other and we got to paste it together you know
seal it up as best we can and get ready to make this run see how it’s getting real sticky but that’s what you got to get it you got to get it Like Glue the Comon steals that I get to run with him that copper or maybe a submarine pot or wh@tever it may be we don’t use the amount of paste we are currently using but this log steel there’s so many cracks and so many possibilities of failure we got to make sure everything is seated and ready to run I think we got to put strap on house put it right across that top right that’s what I need
since this is a l Ste and we can’t put in the fire under it we’re going to put Steam into this thing that’s like 350° you know it’s going to create some pressure in there warning do not try this at home but there’s no safety valves on it there’s no gauges on it I mean I’ve seen metal Steels blow up if this log steel explodes splin is going to fly everywhere and who knows who it’s going to hit I don’t want this log still to blow up all right let’s throw steam to this bad boy and see what happens all right here we go what’s it doing it’s bubbling
okay Jim you hear that so A Ste the way it operates is you know the pressure builds up inside and the vapor is going to go to the least resistance this is a log steel so there’s a lot of ways that the alcohol can seep out especially the grains in the wood and the cracks in the wood and stuff like that I want those Vapors to come out that worm yeah we got alcohol coming yeah definitely alcohol coming see we do have a little leak right here I can fix that it’s coming out right there so you just patch it you like a
pizza maker creating more pressure that’s right got to go somewhere see it’s starting to come out over here now 3 to 5 minutes we going be running Li he’s right there smell alcohol I smell alcohol I about to burp there a leak right there let me cut it this ain’t good let me let me cut it back a little bit Dam we’re leaking like a SI d@mn good liquor we’re losing we’re losing everything d@mn this is epic fail let’s start over back to the drawing board God Almighty what happened something all over it past all over me here there water no I’m good I’m
good that D I’m all right man just let me cool down for a second please I love you that’s in pain d@mn still regurgitated what you pain Howard steam is 350 when this comes out and hit you it is d4ngerous how got some tough skin it’s the only thing I can say because it will take your skin off the pain should have held no that’s a lot of pressure in the house that’s why we got them straps on we got to do something different right now I’m going home you a mess this a mess this a really mess you a mess tip you can’t just leave
me God d@mn man I’m telling you that’s good it’s like pumpkin pieo this is exactly what I wanted this is a really good drink you wouldn’t think that you confirm in a pumpkin and make making a real good alcohol You No Stopping Us Now them boys ain’t going to know what hit them this is something that everybody could enjoy whether it’s Thanksgiving Christmas Easter whenever and for wh@tever how many jws you got there this will be number eight right here that’s two gallons of some d@mn good liquor liquor nobody else got
around here how oh what the h3ll man what the h3ll happened what the h3ll happened man God d@mn that arm blew off of there man cut the gas cut the gas shut the fire it blew the d@mn elbow look all the Damn alcohol we losing what happened it must be too much pressure pressure built up so strong son of a now what we going to do about the rest of this run we can’t do nothing but shut it down man it’s too d4ngerous to keep running that thing look that thing blew way over here oh that’s one piece of it d@mn it’s hot
watch it man look at that oh my goodness look how much force that thing hit with man that is stupid dumb cr4zy it bent copper piping look at that that would have tore somebody’s head off man we got all this effort all this time we got all that Mash sitting up in there we going to have to get a elbow that Mash ain’t going to be no more good in a little while it’s a big setback right here man we got a customer waiting on this right here for
